• Story: The Great and Powerful Trixie!

    [Great and Powerful] The Great and Powerful Trixie in all her magnificence!
    Description: Not even CELESTIA can top the incredible, perfect, flawless, GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE!
    The Great and Powerful Trixie!

    28 comments:

    1. A greater story has never been told

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    2. This is beautiful. Absolutely spectacular. And oh so very right.

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    3. ALL HAIL TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!

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    4. Truly an epic to be handed down through the ages! I laughed, I cried, I even learned about the amazingness that is The Great and Powerful Trixie! Truly, a more amazing tale has never been woven.

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    5. I can't . . . I . . *head explodes*

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    6. theres one thing that bothers me

      why the fuck is there a butchery?!

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    7. Best story ever? Best story ever.

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    8. Very entertaining story! Trixie living in such absurd luxuries and still being unsatisfied is Trixie to a tee. Would read again, and will!

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    9. AHAHA I love the [Great and Powerful] tag.

      This story is perfect. Of course, Trixie, you don't need to be told of that.

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    10. This is the most perfect, most beautifully crafted autobiography in all of Ponyvi--, no, all of Equestria!

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    11. Such hardships are really not proper for a pony of her stature.

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    12. The Epic Spammastor of PonificsApril 1, 2011 at 3:26 AM

      NEW HAIKU!

      All seasons--
      Trixie is great
      and powerful.

      Notice that it follows the standard rule of including seasons, has that necessary break, and is not 5-7-5 (which is erroneously considered by many people to be the proper haiku structure)

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    13. BEST STORY EVER

      Please. More.

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    14. That's the best story on the site.

      But I think it needs more Trixie.

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    15. This is a Great and Powerful story.

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    16. I had to re-read this twice to fully appreciate the deep existential themes, the perfection of the prose, the sheer magnificence of every single word, neigh- every letter! Oh, great and powerful Trixie, is there anything you can't do?

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    17. Here is your smoothie OH Great and Powerful Trixie.

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    18. Wait, a butchery?

      Cannibals! D: Run, little ponies, run!

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    19. @Anonymous

      Just as Pinkie Planned...

      @DuskWolf

      They know too much!

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    20. Butchery D:
      Great story,though.

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    21. Celestia could dispose of that little pest easily...

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    22. I died, literally, I am now dead.

      But this story has made my life meaningful and full of purpose. ALL HAIL TRIXIE, EVEN IN DEATH.

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    23. The Great and Powerful Trixie has never feasted on Ambrosia as dull as this, Celestia. But it will have to do

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    24. Hrm... all this cockyness is making me sick and I'm sick as it is, I guess my immun-system pulled a prank on me...

      But to be honest, Trixie still needs one mistake, then she'd be perfect.

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    25. Almost as magnificent as the Great and Powerful Trixie herself!

      *Almost!*

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    26. This is the greatest story in the history of Equestria. And yet, it still pales in comparison to the Great and Powerful Trixie!

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    27. Celestia never was that good of a cook, but she wasn't all that bad either. It was nice to see The Great and Powerful Trixie has a great level of compassion and spared the Princess' feelings by accepting her meager offerings to The Great and Powerful Trixie.

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    28. Who is this story about anyway? Seems pretty vague to me...

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