• Derpy Stamps Sold out!

    Purple Tinker is all out of Derpy Postage stamps! Have some Copypasta!
    Just an update: All DerpyMail stamps are SOLD OUT! Thanks, everypony! Shipment #2 of 2 goes out later today, and that takes care of this batch of stamps! But don't worry-- there will be more stamps in the future, and they will look at least 20% cooler.
    The Great and Powerful Trixie Scoffs at your love of this "derpy"... What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!  

    22 comments:

    1. >what does she have that Trixie doesn't?

      The unconditional love of the entire fanbase.

      Oh, and wings

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    2. Also she's smarter than she looks. It's just an eye condition after all that causes trouble with hoof-eye coordination.

      Also more muffins. Always more muffins.

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    3. "What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!"

      Appearances in more than one episode?

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    4. *points at Trixie*

      (Nelson Laugh) HA-ha, you're unloved.

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    5. What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!

      -fans

      even luna has a fan!...well something like that

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    6. Ouch. Trixie will not like these comments...

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    7. @Anonymous

      Oh yeah? Well, what's "The Great and Powerful Trixie" gonna do abou-
      Oh...oh Celestia no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
      No, please, no.
      AAAAIIIEEEEeeeeee.....

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    8. Well, Derpy has at least three names... wings... muffins.. independently focusable eyes... mail... more muffins... a metric crapton of fans... an adorable foal with hat rack attachment... even more muffins... the company of a timelord... butterhooves when it comes to delivering heavy objects... many more muffins... and so on and so forth.

      Oh, did I mention that she has muffins?

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    9. And on top of all that? It looks like Derpy has ...

      (sunglasses)

      correct postage.

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    10. Well, she does have an actual job...

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    11. Her own fan-made website.

      Not bad for a character who hasn't spoken much.

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    12. @Eldebo Wipnum
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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    13. "What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!"

      Oh, that's a simple question.
      She has flaws. Lots of them. A character with flaws is much more lovable, because everyone has flaws, so people can feel for said character.

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    14. But if having flaws is a good thing, then Trixie's flaw is that she's flawless

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    15. I just found out about the stamps. Darn. Is there a notification I can sign up for or can somepony message me when you start taking orders for the next batch?

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