• Story: Twilight Reads...Twilight

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    Twilight Reads...Twilight
    Thursday, March 3, 2011 op
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    32 comments:

    1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:23 PM

      lol how did she become a fillyfooler at the end?

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    2. Roy G. BivMarch 3, 2011 at 4:26 PM

      @Anonymous

      She became a fillyfooler because the Twilight novels made her gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Thus the joke of the fic... Well, that and bashing Twilight.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:28 PM

      @Roy G. Biv

      I didn't think there was anything wrong with it either. It was an entertaining story!

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    4. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:41 PM

      Heh, I thought the joke was the she found the Twilight book so repulsive that it turned her sexual orientation around.

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    5. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:41 PM

      She was either gay before and pushed over the edge into self acknowledgement, or Twilight makes you gay.
      I'm fine with both assertions.

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    6. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:46 PM

      And this, Ladies and Gentlecolts, is why we do not read Twilight.

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    7. FightingFireMarch 3, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      That was one of the funniest fan fictions I have read on this site. It was beautiful.

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    8. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 5:14 PM

      I've only vaguely heard of Twilight(novels) and then when the words "sparkly vampires" comes up... my mind went into heavy avoidance mode.

      In fact I skipped a lot of text in this fic... or blacked it out... whatever, it was still humorous that it made Twilight a filly fulfiller. (I've been looking into a study of pony dialect. I am currently trying to figure out how many ways you can exclaim same gendered relationships with ponies. I am doing this in both genders mind you and if someone would make a list of suggestions then that will be fine. If not I will despair a little and move on with my life.)

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    9. bubsAKAverminMarch 3, 2011 at 5:32 PM

      At least Luna gets a happy ending here.

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    10. DaffodilMarch 3, 2011 at 6:24 PM

      Heh. I'm so glad it's still culturally acceptable to bash Twilight.

      Plus, it's always great to see Luna get some love.

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    11. ScherzoMarch 3, 2011 at 6:39 PM

      "It's finally happened, Twilight Sparkle. You've lost your heterosexuality."

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    12. Ebon ManeMarch 3, 2011 at 7:00 PM

      TwilightXLuna = my OTP, and that made this even more awesome than it already was.

      No cure please.

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    13. Albatross !!z0yT7Pqnr+yMarch 3, 2011 at 8:00 PM

      This seemed very rushed. While the curse set upon Stephanie Myers novels do indeed turn some homosexual (This always being the case if a male reads, studies show), It still seemed... off. Can't quite put my hoof on it.

      Did I just say "Put my hoof on it"?

      God dammit, Lauren.

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    14. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 8:06 PM

      Whatever, I think we all know that the sequel series about Nibbles and Chocolate Rake the weregriffon's predestined romance will be the crown jewel of the Ponyville library.

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    15. ZarkanorfMarch 3, 2011 at 8:07 PM

      Twilight (the book) was, in lamyman's terms, gay, so what I believe I am seeing here is Twilight storing the information into her brain as, "Twilight is gay."

      Best ever.

      @bubsAKAvermin
      >> happy ending

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    16. LordOfTheWrongsMarch 3, 2011 at 8:25 PM

      Just the idea of Fluttershy considering this to be normal romance fills me with terror.

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    17. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 9:08 PM

      @Zarkanorf

      >Twilight is gay
      What you did there... I see it.

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    18. scared bronyMarch 3, 2011 at 9:22 PM

      ....what the fuck I just read?...

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    19. BadgerheadMarch 3, 2011 at 9:48 PM

      As much as I like the term 'fillyfooler' it sounds kind of derogatory...

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    20. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 11:12 PM

      @Badgerhead


      Foolin' around with fillies.

      Makes sense to me.

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    21. Hipster PonyMarch 7, 2011 at 8:43 AM

      Fluttershy liking Twilight is what really ruined this for me. Cupcakes ain't got nothing on this character-destroying shit.

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    22. 0March 29, 2011 at 10:37 AM

      Goofy, but(t) fun. Some parts of it are probably flying right over my head as I've never read Twilight, but hey, Twilight writing fillyfooler is relatively close to Apple Bloom saying fillylover, right?.

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    23. KaijinZeroMay 11, 2011 at 10:28 PM

      ah told yall nuthin good would come from sparkly vampires that dont burst into flames .2 seconds later

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    24. AnonymousMay 26, 2011 at 11:41 AM

      Huh. If this is what Fluttershy's idea of love comes from, that explains something about her reaction at the GGG.

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    25. RoxorJuly 25, 2011 at 1:50 AM

      The extracts from the in-universe fictional book were just painful to read. I'm seriously considering going and hunting down the paracetamol for the headache it gave me.

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    26. AnonymousAugust 1, 2011 at 11:49 PM

      Oh dear god. The book was SO bad, it made her gay. That's HILARIOUS! XD

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    27. Specter Von BarenAugust 9, 2011 at 1:34 PM

      Gah, and it was looking to be so good until it turned into fillyfooling nonsense. I was hoping for Twilight to go on a homicidal rage against all of creation or kill the Stephenie Mare or something.

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    28. Cassie TrumanAugust 12, 2011 at 2:28 PM

      Twilight is not a series to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force.

      I enjoyed this fic, and I reckon that the romance in Twilight was so utterly disgusting that it turned the poor dear off colts for life. Not that I'm complaining. TwiLuna is all kinds of adorable.

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    29. tylerAugust 19, 2011 at 7:23 PM

      @Zarkanorf
      "Twilight is gay". I feel like an idiot for not seeing that.

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    30. NosnibormadaAugust 27, 2011 at 1:36 PM

      Well, this sure made me laugh. Is the real Twilight (the book, not the pony) really as bad as it was in this fic?

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    31. Drowned81October 14, 2011 at 6:13 AM

      Ok now i want a sequal!!!

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    32. gamblinponyNovember 12, 2011 at 10:13 PM

      ffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
      i actually read the series and by the way they are perfectly straight so shove the gay opinions back in your throats oaky? But this was ughhhhghfhggfhhghgdjzgccyvj... That is the only word to describe it

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