• Story: Metal Gear Pony

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    [Crossover] I think the era of Shipping has come to the end, giving birth to a new world of crossovers and comedy.
    Description: Metal Gear with Ponies.  Could use a new official description though.
    Metal Gear Pony
    Wednesday, March 9, 2011 op
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    27 comments:

    1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:27 PM

      Somewhat surprised by your choice of Snake stand-in, but very good. You might want to work on the naming of locations. The constant use of hoof-something distracted me.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:29 PM

      Well, I hope the era of shipping hasn't ended completely, lol. I still quite enjoy shipping stories.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:31 PM

      I really miss my Ship Fics.

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    4. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:34 PM

      the... end of shipping?

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    5. PhoeMarch 9, 2011 at 11:39 PM

      @Anonymous

      It ain't happening, dry your little eyes.

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    6. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:47 PM

      What the hell did I just read, and why was it so easy for me to envision this whole thing? One thing is sure though, this amuses me greatly.

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    7. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:51 PM

      @Phoe

      WHEW. afraid i was never gonna see dash get shipped again ;_;

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    8. locojomMarch 10, 2011 at 12:01 AM

      Dont know how but that was really easy to imagine (brooooootheeeeeerr~)

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    9. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 12:22 AM

      It has been said that -Trixie walks in and mind controls twilight stealing a kiss from her lips before and walking off- there is no possible way that you could stop shipping from happening.

      It is to also note -Pinkie Pie holds a rave and passes out the party favors while she looks to the entirely ignored tied up Rarity in a chair... today day would be fun, she cupped the unicorns cheek gently with a hoof and exclaimed she was the best birthday present ever- that under any circumstances shippings may occur at random if in strange ways and it is my fine belief that withdrawal symptoms might have you imagining shipping fictions happening in normal post.

      So no one can -Fluttershy meekly took Derpy's muffin and slowly moved it to her mouth to nibble on it in a cute manner while Derpy sat watching in excited interest- possibly stop all the shipping fics that may or may not be appearing in peoples imaginations.

      Also, PONY -Luna snuggled up to Hoity Toity in bed- GEAR!

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    10. LordOfTheWrongsMarch 10, 2011 at 5:57 AM

      Snake. Snake? Snaaaaaa-key!

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    11. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 7:52 AM

      quit complainin' about shipping this was the best fic i've read in a long time!

      good jerb

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    12. PutukMarch 10, 2011 at 8:36 AM

      YESH!
      This is what I've been waiting for!
      Giving this 5 stars before even reading it!

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    13. PutukMarch 10, 2011 at 8:48 AM

      OMG YES!
      Lemmi guess, if you make MGP2, Raiden = Dash :P

      I'll probably make fanart for this (eventhough i don't like Toilet Spankle).


      "Whos hoofprints are these?"
      I see what you did there.

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    14. PutukMarch 10, 2011 at 9:02 AM

      I'm making too many double/triple posts :/ but theres no edit button! :(

      Anyway... lemmi guess the Metal Gear threats.
      Metal Hoof DRAGON (MG-REX)
      Metal Hoof HYDRA (MG-RAY)
      Appleceller Gear (Arsenal Gear)
      Strideohod (Shagohod)
      Cokkatrice (Gekko)

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    15. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 11:43 AM

      Omg ;_; why was that so easy to see in my head? And why did I like it so much?

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    16. ColgateMarch 10, 2011 at 12:25 PM

      i'm glad you guys enjoy it :D
      @very top comment, i find it hard to come up with decent names on the fly, but to everypony else: if you don't mind me 'borrowing' some of the ideas for names here i'd much appreciate it :)

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    17. PutukMarch 10, 2011 at 1:45 PM

      Here's some fanart for you:
      http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb442/Putuk22/solid_sparke.png

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    18. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 3:34 PM

      I read it, and now I want to see the story of MGS

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    19. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 4:41 PM

      Please yes, no more shipping

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    20. LordOfTheWrongsMarch 10, 2011 at 6:28 PM

      >DERPA Chief
      >Exclamation cutie marks
      >Big Mac
      ROFL. XD
      Also, I'm sorry, but I can't hear Tara Strong when Solid Sparkle talks. Only David Hayter.

      Yeah, "Zanziflank" doesn't make any damn sense. "Outer Hoofen" is great, though. What all do you need names for? Can you provide a list?

      Here's a freebie: "les poulains terribles" -- "the terrible foals".

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    21. PutukMarch 12, 2011 at 8:10 AM

      To make this read even MORE epic, play these while reading:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECjDfQd8QVc&feature=related
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKaGF5gbE5E&NR=1

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    22. Rent5dogsMarch 13, 2011 at 7:54 PM

      Lol'd the entire time. Well written.

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    23. AnonymousMarch 27, 2011 at 1:19 PM

      Shipping...shipping never changes.

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    24. Daniel "Honestly Officer, he was like that when I got here" GroverMay 19, 2011 at 11:58 AM

      Oh god, Rarity is gonna be Sniper wolf isn't she.

      Wait, wouldn't it make it then logical to have spike as Otacon?!

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    25. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 7:45 AM

      That was hilarious. Now I want to write the MGS3 version.

      Is Fluttershy Otacon?

      Otashy: It's me, don't shoot! It's me, Sparkle!
      Sparkle: Otashy? How'd you get here?
      Otashy: It wasn't as dramatic as your entrance, believe me... *squeak* I'm afraid of heights.
      Sparkle: ....You were watching?
      Otashy: Sure I was watching... I was riding in the back of their cart, thanks to the stealth harness.
      Sparkle: How did you get up here?
      Otashy: The elevator, of course.
      Sparkle: The elevator was w-- wait; you have wings!
      Otashy: Well, yes... but like I said... *squeak* I'm afraid of heights.

      Ahem...

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    26. AnonymousJuly 4, 2011 at 10:39 AM

      Ooh, also:

      Partying Ocelot: Six dances! More than enough to bring joy to anything that moves! And you WILL be movin'!

      Now I'll show you why they call me 'Partying'!

      I LOVE to can-can during a party! There's nothing like the feeling of kicking long, slender legs into a well-timed high kick!

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    27. ErosMay 20, 2012 at 9:27 AM

      Now how do you propose we pull off MGS2 and 4 with all of the messed-up shit in those games?

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