What happens when you take an entire chan and toss it into one google document with the soul purpose of creating the greatest fanfiction ever imagined?
You get this...
They Digest Through Zebras and Muff on Derpins (or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Derp”)
But are you sad that you missed out on the greatest minds all collaborating on a single story? Did you want to show off your rocket-science level intelligence by adding a paragraph or 2 of your own? Fear not! Another event is planned for Thursday March 31st
39 comments:
Put a warning label on this one.
ReplyDeleteWarning: MAY CAUSE EXTREME DERPAGE.
Oh my god I think I can see the future.
ReplyDeleteAmazizng
ReplyDeleteHoly muffins!
ReplyDeleteI poked my head in on that doc when they were only one paragraph in. I never thought it would get so long.
Damn it! How did I miss this? I'm on /fic/ almost all the time!
ReplyDeleteBad timing is bad.
This was made on /pony/, with the rule of being able to only write one word every four.
ReplyDeleteI was a co-author.
This was freaking awesome.
Dr. Strangelove reference in the title.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely fucking amazing.
~Scratch
I was part of this
ReplyDeleteA proud part of this.
Oh yeah, this guy was ALL over it! Named most of the chapters, in fact.
ReplyDeleteWas so happy to be part of this, so crazy so insane yet so damned fun! Also holy Celestia it's on Equestria Daily!
ReplyDelete@MasterMask
ReplyDeletenot sure how much that rule was followed
I may have been a contributer, but I still think it's amazing.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the next one!
Friends, we may look back at today as the day that we accomplished something truly great. I am proud of all you and look forward to seeing you next Thursday. Keep an eye out for the Doc link on /pony/.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYeah, that rule went by the wayside as soon as we realized that we were getting paragraphs comprised entirely of lines of gibberish.
I am going to read this when I get home to see how long I can keep a straight face.
ReplyDeleteAaAAAAAaaAAaaaaaH!! HOW DID I MISS THIS!? I WAS ONE OF THE PONIES WHO WAS TRYING TO PITCH THIS IDEA TO BLOGPONY!! USURPERS!!
ReplyDelete@Zarkanorf
ReplyDeleteHaving participated and know what's in it, I can't keep a straight face reading your comment!
OMG! I AM SO HAPPY!!! DERPDERPDERPDERP X INFINITY
ReplyDelete@Amonisis also i helped a little yeah!
ReplyDeleteMY LIFE IS COMPLETE
ReplyDeleteDang! I didnt edit flank in all the places it was needed. I'll make up for it next time...
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteyup. I was one who thought of this too. But I have a theory on this . . .
It's the collective mind's vibe. The aura goes through us all but some are more sensitive to it at certain times. Ever notice how a similar group of story lines comes out at the same time? Or how you will be thinking of a song then turn on the radio just as the DJ is putting it on due to someone else's request? Yeah that is it.
The collective under-mind had determined that it was time for this to happen. We both heard it, but were too slow in acting. Oh well. But we can still join in on the next one.
I can't read this... It just.. I don't even...
ReplyDeleteGood lord I am so taking part in the sequel.
ReplyDeleteOh my god need to help on the sequel like
ReplyDeleteI helped write this too and I'm proud several things I contributed made the final cut! I'll be sure to be here on the 31st to help write the next masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteMein gott..
ReplyDelete*Holds up an egg* - This is fanfiction. -*Smashes egg with face* - This is your fanfiction on the Internet. Any questions?
ReplyDelete^ So what your saying fire esper is that this fanfictions is going everywhere and is the best of all time? I agree.
ReplyDeleteProud to have been a part of this.
ReplyDelete"Then, tacos fell from ejaculate."
ReplyDeleteI lost. 5/5
O_O
ReplyDeleteEveryone who played a part in bringing that into the world deserves to feel great pride. Nice work. 'Tis a masterpiece for the ages...
I am proud to have taken part in the creation of this beautiful tale.
ReplyDeleteOh god, the first paragraph of the third chapter made me lol in class. What haf u wrought, ponychan!!
ReplyDeleteExactly the kind of shit I was afraid this fandom was going to churn out eventually... I don't find this sort of "random" humour funny.
ReplyDeleteOh well, it seems like people enjoy it and have fun reading it. Can't say I can really fault them for that. But count me as the lone dissenter.
Oh, also, I meant to say "had fun writing it," not reading it... derp, posting in the morning
ReplyDeleteI just read this. With epic music playing in the backround and reading it in Solid Snakes voice. IT WAS GOOD!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking of making my own dramatic reading for this, the guy provided has little emotion in his sentences.
ReplyDeletePlus it'd give me something to do.
somebody should rewrite this in the iambic pentameter. or something. :D
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