Not my favorite subject, but I know some of you are into it. Unfortunately I have 0 human pony pictures, so have a pinkie doing human things instead.
Description: When Rarity's latest dress design is inspired by Pinkie Pie, she invites her to her boutique for a private fitting. But what is to be done with Pinkie's sneaking of cakes from her deliveries?Pinkie Pie Oversized
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Ummmm.
VastaKustutaHow to put this...
Your sexy stuff makes my hands shake.
Mmmm, humanized elegant Rarity and curvy Pinkie sexy times, although I don't really find the eating all that sexy. I know it can be, just not my thing. Still liked the story though.
VastaKustutaAnd Big Mac get back to that apple cart before Rarity finds out.
I like big butts and I can not lie
VastaKustutaYou other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
AAAAAAAAAAARE you gonna take me home tonight?
VastaKustutaOOOOOOOH, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!
(C'mon)
OOOOOOOH won't you take me home tonight?
OOOOOOOH down beside your red firelight,
OOOOOOOH and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH,(i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, down beside that red firelight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
OOOOOOOOOH yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
VastaKustutaWas the best damn woman that I ever seen.
She had the sightless eyes, tellin' me no lies,
Knocking me our with those American thighs!
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air,
She told me to come, but I was already there.
The walls start shakin', the earth was quakin'
My mind was achin', were were makin' it
And you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Yeah you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Workin' double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind, she's just mine, all mine!
Wanted no applause, it''s just another course,
Made a meal outta me, and come back for more.
Had to cool me down to take another round,
Back in the ring to take another swing!
The walls start shakin', the earth was quakin'
My mind was achin', were were makin' it
And you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Yeah you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
You got me goin', you shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
You had me shakin' and you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Yeah you shook me, baby you took me!
And you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Yeah you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
You really got me and you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
You got me goin' and you, shook me ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOONG!
Yeah you shook me,
Then you took me!
ALLLLLL NIIIIGHT LOOOOOOONG!
Wow.....just, wow. That's all that can be said about this story.
VastaKustutaThe author seems to be using sexual teases in the hopes of distracting the audience that there's no particular reason to read this story, as its content is empty and without direction and its portrayal of the characters is slightly substandard. The sexual aspects are done well enough, I guess, but such things can only ever be a a story's hook, and beyond this hook is nothing of value. 2 Stars, next time portray your characters better, think of a reason to tell a story, and for heaven's sake, I don't care if you want to use sex as your selling point or not, have the honesty to write about PONIES, not humans.
VastaKustutaBah, you dont go itno a shipping fic looking for PLOT! Realy, thats a just icing on the cake.
VastaKustutaAnyway, good fic.