• Story: Cargo Cult

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    [Random] Crazy /co/ parody story thing! Here is your summary.
    Summary: Twilight Sparkle, lost deep within an uncharted part of the Everfree Forest, meets a strange group of tribal creatures and learns their shocking secret in a "Gulliver's Travels"-like satire of Brony culture.
    Cargo Cult
    Tuesday, February 8, 2011 op
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    20 comments:

    1. ZiqhFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:32 AM

      Whoever wrote this is a genius.
      Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:32 AM

      That was awesome and funny.

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:47 AM

      Funny, interesting, thoroughly enjoyable story.

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    4. LucresFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:50 PM

      Author here, and holy crap, thanks!

      Here's a docs link for ya:
      https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-qD4R3uwM9uST4Mrucqb8SSbmWSLKmRBj8y5O7BLqLE/edit?hl=en&authk
      ey=CP-yndME#

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    5. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 11:22 AM

      Wow, I did not catch the clever puns in there until I said them out loud to myself. I especially loved the zero ten mocking of the trolls. Very well done.

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    6. LucresFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:17 PM

      Made some minor edits to the google docs version, after I noticed that I described the forest as "dense" three times in the space of a few paragraphs (I'll beat myself with a thesaurus later, as penance). Also fixed a few formatting issues. I'll stop dicking around with it now, though. Thanks again for the kind words, you guys are awesome.

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    7. Ebon ManeFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:14 AM

      This was so many kinds of awesome

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    8. SandmanFebruary 27, 2011 at 10:51 AM

      This story had me cracking up, truly a funny story. I definitely liked the puns.
      This is probably a stupid question but,

      "zero ten! Zero ten!" ?

      Requesting clarification on the meaning.

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    9. LucresFebruary 27, 2011 at 2:25 PM

      @Sandman
      Reference to people "rating" trolling attempts, i.e. "0/10" or "zero out of ten".

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    10. Albatross !!z0yT7Pqnr+yMarch 6, 2011 at 10:11 PM

      Glorious. Absolutely GLORIOUS.
      10/10!

      I nearly shit myself laughing when "Stupid Broni! No feed trolls!".

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    11. MyLittleBronyMarch 9, 2011 at 5:10 PM

      HOLY MOTHERFUCKING DICKNIPPLES! That's all I have to say. The story speaks for itself.
      11/10

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    12. AnonymousMarch 16, 2011 at 4:23 PM

      1000 internets for you dear author!

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    13. AnonymousMarch 27, 2011 at 12:34 PM

      Couldn't stop grinning after introducing the non-moose. Brilliant!

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    14. YouKnowMeMarch 31, 2011 at 8:05 AM

      Oh god I havn't laughed that hard in a while, I think 'Zero ten! Zero ten!' will forever be implanted in my memory.

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    15. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 2:03 AM

      Very cool, I can't say I get the 010 thing though.

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    16. Daniel "Honestly Officer, he was like that when I got here" GroverMay 21, 2011 at 7:02 PM

      9001/10

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    17. Chessie2003May 23, 2011 at 4:38 PM

      brilliant! absolutely brilliant!

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    18. AnonymousJune 6, 2011 at 5:15 PM

      I lol'ed the entire way through.

      Hilarious idea ;p

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    19. RoxorJuly 9, 2011 at 8:35 AM

      @Anonymous

      It's flipping the bird, just for a three-fingered hand. They're basically saying "up yours" to the attackers.

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    20. RoxorJuly 9, 2011 at 8:50 AM

      Very clever, and yet, also very sad.

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