This game is a load of bull. The only thing I'd ever do with Nightmare Moon is give her hugs. :) Where's my motivation to destroy Equestria? It's a nice place and I don't want to ruin one square inch of it.
Unless you are one of those three, then no... besides my birthday is a day of evil, otherwise marked by the number 13. I would probably trade for marriage to Derpy, then muffin queen feeding can begin.
@D. Shadows I'm surprised by that too. I mean, I don't normally make those sorts of jokes and it was the first thing that came to my mind. I actually had to keep myself from making it at another forum where I would have been yelled at by the mods for making it.
Destroyed Equestria with... Soarin? Wut? I wish I had born two days later, then I would've destroyed Equestria with Fluttershy's cuteness. Two days earlier, I would've been the overlord of Discord... Neat.
Heh, Trollestia in full force. It runs in the family, I guess. Me and Luna also destroyed Equestria. Oh well, at least I'll have someone to talk to once I get sent to the moon.
My crime-fighting sidekick is...NIGHTMARE MOON?! ... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHH. *Batman theme music, a go go!* Law and Moon, Defenders FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
I destroyed Equestria with Nightmare Moon? Hmm well she is my favourite villain but Im not so sure I would destroy Equestria...I mean, its an awesome place.
So I'm married to Rarity, who is apparently being violated by 3 other guys while being tied to four more. I thought she was already high maintenance. Sheesh!
I started a business with Sweetie Belle. A record label perhaps? That's actually pretty accurate considering that a record producer's a possible career choice for me.
But really, why is March 14 Married to Granny Smith and 15 Cherilee!? I love Cherilee! Screw it, I usually celebrate on the 15 or 16 so Cherilee or Carrot Top! Sweet!
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I destroyed Equestria with Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteBucking epic
I went to the moon with Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteI'm ok with spending 1000 years with my waifu. <3
@Superwalnut
ReplyDeleteI wish I was born on three days at the same time.
Jan-4
June-4
December-4
@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteHaha. 2, that's interesting. I think Dash is to loved by the community to much, even for her, hmm.... Annoying behavior. I guess.
@Yellow 13
ReplyDeleteBetter run while you still can.
Started a gang with Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteMade Scootaloo jelly forever.
Lets see now... Married to... BERRY PUNCH!?
ReplyDeleteI stole the Elements of Harmony with Cheerilee. What the hay?
ReplyDelete@D. Shadows
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll trade you my birthday.
Stole the Elements of Harmony with Princess Luna...
ReplyDeleteDammit, now I want my birthday to be on March 5th.
Until then, guess I better go home and become a Season 1 Pony
This game is a load of bull.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I'd ever do with Nightmare Moon is give her hugs. :)
Where's my motivation to destroy Equestria? It's a nice place and I don't want to ruin one square inch of it.
@SansSur
ReplyDeleteOh Celestia, it didn't help. First image it brought up was Scootaloo... looking all adorable and... NO, bad thoughts, bad thoughts.
I started a business with Pinkie Pie...
ReplyDeleteand it was a bakery that sells chimicherrychangas.
I started a gang with Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteWe are the worst gang ever.
Married to Derpy Hooves? Better pad all the walls and reinforce everything.
ReplyDelete@GreatAndMightyChampion
ReplyDeleteUnless you are one of those three, then no... besides my birthday is a day of evil, otherwise marked by the number 13. I would probably trade for marriage to Derpy, then muffin queen feeding can begin.
Started a gang with Fluttershy...
ReplyDeleteBEST GANG EVER
Married to Nightmare Moon.
ReplyDeleteWow that would be a terrible relationship. Can you imagine it? "The night will last forever!" Sorry but I don't have that kind of stamina.
@D. Shadows
ReplyDeleteI'm tied with Derpy forever.
I violated Mayor Mare?
ReplyDeleteSo I violated her pony rights? I sold into slavery?
F*ck this. I drink juice with her. Whoever wrote this does not like people born in July. Time for a big dose of http://ponymindbleach.com/
Banished to magic kindergarten with Sweetie Belle. "That actually seems legit."
ReplyDeletestarted a business Lyra. this should be interesting
ReplyDelete@pirinja03 You and me have the same birthday. Woot
ReplyDelete@Kyronea
ReplyDeleteI can only wonder why nobody ever considered that joke before.
Rainbow Dash: Why didn't you get married to Luna Twilight, I thought you loved her.
Twilight: Yeah, but if she ever went Nightmare Moon while we were married... the night together is going to kill me.
@GreatAndMightyChampion
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you want to violate Applejack, I finished putting her in a fru fur dress and everything?
I don't see why being tied to Derpy would be a horrible thing, except for the being set on fire thing.
@FireflyMuse Considering I'm forever tied to Applebloom, it could be more of a problem then you think.
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Discord!!!!
ReplyDeleteMY HERO!!!!!!
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ReplyDelete@D. Shadows
ReplyDeleteMeh. I never really thought anything of Applejack, saying she gets so few episodes.
And for being tied to Derpy forever, I don't want to die.
I started a business with Sweetie Belle... I'LL BE SWIMMING IN BITS!
ReplyDeleteBanished to magic kindergarten with Applejack. Lol whut?
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Sweetie Bell....I knew i shouldnt have taught her the dragon shout of power....
ReplyDeleteI started a gang with DJ PON-3.
ReplyDeleteIt was called the Wub addicts.
Violated Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteUm, yay?
Forever tied to Rarity.
ReplyDeleteIt seems my brother would destroy Equestria with Discord. PERFECT!
what the hay
ReplyDeleteviolated lyra
why
@Jacob Beck
ReplyDeleteI hope that dragon takes you to Sovngarde!
Violated Carrot top...
ReplyDeleteI'm okay with this.
@D. Shadows
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised by that too. I mean, I don't normally make those sorts of jokes and it was the first thing that came to my mind. I actually had to keep myself from making it at another forum where I would have been yelled at by the mods for making it.
I'm married to Rarity. I'm OK with this but I don't know what Spike is going to do!
ReplyDelete@BilliantFacade
ReplyDeleteYes, she can help you create a Cutie Mark Acquisition Program.
The fun begins immediately!
@Kyronea I wonder. if greed makes him grow. What dose lust do? Fanfic writers get to work solving this question.
ReplyDeleteTied to and switched bodies with Cheerilee [forever]
ReplyDeleteOh snap I got sent to the moon with Nightmare Moon.
ReplyDeleteForever tied to Derpy.
ReplyDeleteI can live with this, I think.
May 7th - Started a gang with DJ-Pon3, COOL!!
ReplyDelete"Stole the elements of Harmony with Diamond Tiara"
ReplyDeletesounds about right
I violated Rarity...
ReplyDelete...could be worst.
I Violate Bonbon...
ReplyDeleteWell it it could have been worse.
Aw yeah, married to Twilight. Compared to what other people got, I consider myself quite lucky.
ReplyDelete@IcedCoffeeGod You violated my wife! :(
ReplyDeleteVynil Scratch is now my crime sidekick...
ReplyDeleteyay!
Oh noes...
ReplyDeleteJune 24th
Make battle clones of Nightmare Moon
To quote Zecora:
You're Doomed
Or I'm a mad scietist created to destroy equestria
Banished to magic kindergarten with Carrot Top? This better be the pony.
ReplyDeleteStated a business with Derpy Hooves... What could possibly go wrong?
ReplyDeleteSwitched bodies with Discord?
ReplyDeleteAWWW YEAAHH!!!
Married to Princess Celestia...
ReplyDeleteWE SHALL BECOME THE ULTIMATE TROLLERS
destroyed equestria with Big Macintosh
ReplyDelete....hmmmm
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ReplyDelete@Armetron
ReplyDeleteYou have what people call a trophy-wife with a sense humor.
@D. Shadows indeed.
ReplyDeleteBATTLE CLONES OF SWEETIE BELLE!
ReplyDeleteRESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
TO THE MOON WITH RAIRITY!!! I think I'll live...
ReplyDeleteStarted a gang with Derpy Hooves.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely terrific!
@Ultamia
ReplyDeleteI think you might be the third or fourth persona with that one. (Yes persona, I didn't miss-type I added the 'a' at the end.)
Sweetie Belle clones... what are their tactical usage? Sonic Vibration cannons? Glass shattering voices? Or Fluttershy level hypnotism voices?
Started a gang with Discord.
ReplyDeleteBUCK YEAH! Chaos shall spread across the universe!!
@TsarNicky ME TOO BRO 8D
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with... Soarin?
ReplyDeleteWut?
I wish I had born two days later, then I would've destroyed Equestria with Fluttershy's cuteness. Two days earlier, I would've been the overlord of Discord... Neat.
started a business w/ Twilight, aww yeah, ima be rich in no time
ReplyDeleteStarted a gang with Discord. Well, I GUESS I'M ON THE EVIL SIDE NOW. XD
ReplyDelete*Checks December 25th*
ReplyDeleteMy God...
Became my crime fighting sidekick... Derpy.
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
Started a gang with Big Macintosh.
ReplyDeleteWe will be unstoppable!!
Create Battle Clones of Princess Luna.... Well if you insist
ReplyDeleteI destroyed Equestria with Applebloom.
ReplyDelete...
how do you play?
ReplyDeleteDo you just say it happened, somehow giving the fake scenario status?
Hmm, forever tied to... Nightmare Moon! Nice
ReplyDelete"Started a business with Gilda"
ReplyDeleteWow. That's so.... Dull. And mundane. I'd Like to think we went into prank detection.
July 22.
ReplyDeletei apparently violated Octavia...
Went to the Moon with Soarin! If only I was born a day earlier :'(
ReplyDelete@Dezmond Pauline-Gall
ReplyDeleteYou too?
I'm... MARRIED TO DISCORD?!
ReplyDeleteSo, does this mean that whoever is born on Dec 12, is the end of the world with Diamond Tiara? No wonder people are afraid.
ReplyDeleteI went to the moon with Nightmare Moon.
ReplyDeleteOh shi-
Berry Punch and I get wasted and fight non existent crime!
ReplyDelete>Banished with Big Macintosh
ReplyDelete>To magic kindergarten
>Neither of us do magic
SEEMS LEGIT!
You guys are screwed
ReplyDeleteBorn on June 24th > Army of nightmare Moon Clones
Muahahahahahah
Married to Octavia. ^o^ squee...
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Derpy Hooves...SOUNDS LEGIT!
ReplyDelete>Discord became your crime fighting sidekick.
ReplyDeleteDam it. I was hopping for July 20....
I stole the elements of harmony with Sweetie Belle. Oh crap. Rarity is going to kill me.
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Princess Celestia. O_o;
ReplyDeleteWow... that's beyond ironic.
The sun went super nova.
@Ike Jager
ReplyDeleteHeh, Trollestia in full force. It runs in the family, I guess. Me and Luna also destroyed Equestria. Oh well, at least I'll have someone to talk to once I get sent to the moon.
I went to the moon with Scootaloo.. hm, that doesn't sound that bad at all.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy became my crime fighting sidekick? Well, that might be interesting but doesn't sound too extreme…
ReplyDeleteI felt sorry for anyone born in september, then I didn't cause Im born november 8th!!!
ReplyDeleteStarted a gang with rainbow dash. Holy shit, as rainbow dash would say, "BEST DAY EVER!"
ReplyDeleteI get to destroy Equestria with Lyra. Well the being with Lyra part sounds cool.
ReplyDeleteMy crime-fighting sidekick is...NIGHTMARE MOON?!
ReplyDelete...
...
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHH.
*Batman theme music, a go go!*
Law and Moon, Defenders FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
i'm married to berry punch
ReplyDeleteTIME TO GET DRUNK!
I married Soarin xD
ReplyDeleteI wish my birthday was January/June 4th. :(
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle is a bad influence on my... Or am I a bad influence on her?
ReplyDeleteDJ P0N3 as my crime fighting partner. Hell yeah, we will have the most flank kicking theme song EVER!
ReplyDeleteMarried Derpy Hooves.
ReplyDeleteUh oh...
Zebra battle clones attack, go my prettys not one step back!
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Rarity. They never saw it coming.
ReplyDeleteI destroyed Equestria with Nightmare Moon?
ReplyDeleteHmm well she is my favourite villain but Im not so sure I would destroy Equestria...I mean, its an awesome place.
I apparently went to the moon with Bon Bon
ReplyDeleteI'm Married to Big Macintosh ...
ReplyDeleteViolated by sweetie belle, that's not good.
ReplyDeleteViolated by sweetie belle, that's not good.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm married to Rarity, who is apparently being violated by 3 other guys while being tied to four more. I thought she was already high maintenance. Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteI destroyed Equestria with Big Mac. Don't know if want.
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Princess Celestia...
ReplyDeleteAwkward...
Started a gang with......Diamond Tiara? o.o
ReplyDeleteI got marrid with Big Mac
ReplyDeleteWow this is great...
ReplyDeleteI'm violated by Rainbow Dash...
Somehow this really doesn't surprise me.
Married to zecora.
ReplyDeleteno thanks....
I don't like Valentine's or Independence Day (the US holiday) anymore after looking at this. D:
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't care what this thing says, I am NOT spending my birthday violating the Doctor! EwsquickyuckwrongNO!!
Destroyed Equestria with Scootaloo - wow, that seems so appropriate!
ReplyDeleteBanished to magic kindergarten with Carrot Top? But neither of us use magic! o.O
ReplyDeleteMARRIED TO PRINCESS LUNA?
ReplyDeleteDon't be jelly lol
Started a gang with Diamond Tiara. Makes sense to me
ReplyDeleteOhh, I'l switch bodies with Lyra in 5 days |D
ReplyDeleteWell atleast she'll get to be a human for once
I'm married to Rainbow Dash. If that's not the most oddly appropriate coincidence, I don't know what is. lol
ReplyDeleteI'll switch bodies with Lyra in 5 days .. well atleast she'll get to be huuman for once
ReplyDeleteSent to the moon with Nitemare Moon.
ReplyDeleteYes folks, fullon Bond villian here! Plotting my global takeover from my moon base with Nitemare Moon!
Destroyed the World with Derpy...
ReplyDeleteEverything is according to plan.
Married to Big Mac... yeah, I'm out. SETH, WAIT FOR ME!
ReplyDeleteForever tied to Diamond Tiara?!
ReplyDeleteNO WAY!!
Cheerilee is my crime fighting sidekick?
ReplyDeleteI can live with that :')
March 7th is my birthday which means I'm married to DJ Pon3 =3
ReplyDeleteI am married to Braeburn ... aaaaaaaple ... I guess I should get divorced soon
ReplyDeleteI stole The Elements of Harmony with Scootaloo. Best birthday ever!
ReplyDelete"Banished to magic kindergarden with Gilda"
ReplyDeleteJunior High all over again... Will those bullies ever leave me alone?
Someone help me! Derpy's my crime-fighting sidekick! D:
ReplyDeleteForever tied with Mayor Mare?
ReplyDeleteMY LIFE IS RUINED!
Destroyed Equestria with Twilight? HI GURLS
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Discord
ReplyDeleteWelp.
Started a gang with Rainbow Dash! BUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteOur gang is at least 20% cooler!
I'm married to Princess Luna! I will love you always my queen of the night.
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ReplyDeleteBig mac is going to kill me
ReplyDeleteIm married to cheerilee
Looks like DJ PON-3 and I are taking a little trip to the MOOOOONNNNNNNN
ReplyDeleteI started a gang with Gilda
ReplyDeleteI worry that I may have the worst possible birthday.
ReplyDelete[Forever] tied to Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteLife
is
COMPLETE
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Stole the Elements of Harmony with Discord...
ReplyDeleteHow original!
switched bodies with pinkie pie xD this'll be fun non stop party everypony
ReplyDeleteI started a gang with Discord. Oh God what.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to violate Octavia!
ReplyDelete@MasterVertex
ReplyDeleteDon't be so sure, according to this I am married to Gilda.
Fuck this shit
Forever tied to Bonbon.
ReplyDeleteErm... anyone wanna swap?
I started a business with Sweetie Belle. A record label perhaps? That's actually pretty accurate considering that a record producer's a possible career choice for me.
ReplyDeleteWent to the moon with Rainbow Dash... ok.
ReplyDeleteI violated Sweetie Bell. Wow, thanks for making me a child rapist guys, you're so kewl, love n tolerance.
ReplyDelete@RandomBrony
ReplyDeletehey! I got banished with applebloom!
we need scootaloo and the gang is complete!
CMC MOON HABITANTS YAY!
Im married to Applejack.
ReplyDeleteImokaywiththis.jpg
Started a business with Berry Punch. Heh *hic* heeee ...
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse: My brother the mohawked punk had his body switched with Diamond Tiara.
Started a business with Zecora, sellin' potions and potion accessories.
ReplyDeleteI violated Berry Punch? o.O
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ReplyDeleteSo I'm married with Rarity? .. I can live with that.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'm going to have to start a gang with Scootaloo.
ReplyDelete>Violate Nightmare Moon
ReplyDeleteShe'll probably like it...
Violated Zecora. Well, you know what they say about zebras...
ReplyDeleteForever tied with Lyra. Coo'
ReplyDeleteAlso...stole the Elements of Harmony is possible for Doctor Whoof. I don't...
lol i started a business with fluttershy
ReplyDeleteI violated Octavia?
ReplyDeleteClassy.
started business with Octavia? Yeah...that'll end in disaster.
ReplyDeleteI switched bodies with Soarin! SWEET!!!
ReplyDeleteOh hey this looks kinda fun.
ReplyDelete*looks up July 14th*
...
D:
Started a business with Lyra.
ReplyDeleteThis could be fun :3
Went to the moon with Apple Bloom I did.
ReplyDeleteWent to the moon with Luna!
ReplyDeleteWHEEEEEE!
"Married to Fluttershy." I'm the luckiest colt alive.
ReplyDeleteDestroyed Equestria with Scootaloo.
ReplyDeleteWe'd better get demolition cutie marks for it.
Month: March
ReplyDeleteDay:14.........I mean 15!
But really, why is March 14 Married to Granny Smith and 15 Cherilee!? I love Cherilee! Screw it, I usually celebrate on the 15 or 16 so Cherilee or Carrot Top! Sweet!
I... I violated Fluttershy... what... I... I don't... *breaks down in tears*
ReplyDeletestarted a gang with rarity like the rarity part but not the start a gang part
ReplyDeleteOctavia is m crime fighting sidekick...awwww yeah!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'm married to Twilight Sparkle. Lucky me.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'm married to Twilight Sparkle. Lucky me.
ReplyDeleteSwitched bodies with Granny smith
ReplyDeleteFML
Switched bodies with Celestia.
ReplyDeleteSeems I'm in charge, now, hm?
And my poor brother is forever tied to Derpy Hooves. That can't be healthy.
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ReplyDeleteMarried to Lyra now both out wishes come true.
ReplyDeleteBRB, Going to Moon with Carrot Top
ReplyDeleteBRB, Going to Moon with Carrot Top
ReplyDeleteBanished to magic kindergarten with Twilight Sparkle. I'm okay with this.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I have to violate cheerilee :(
ReplyDeleteI saw the Sweetie Bell typo and thought "Oh no sweetie, your name is sweetie belle as in the french word for female beauty, not bell.
ReplyDeleteMe and Nightmare Moon destroyed Equestria.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
Start a gang with Granny Smith? The Apple Dumpling Gang! We'll be fine as long as The Stallion with No Name doesn't try to collect the bounty.
ReplyDeleteApparently, I am now lyrabecause I am forever tied to bonbon
ReplyDelete24 August
ReplyDeleteMoon. Nightmare Moon.
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
>Forever tied to Octavia
ReplyDelete>Read all Octavia shipping anyways
Hah!
ReplyDelete"You went to the moon with Nightmare Moon" xD
I am stealing the Elements of Harmony with the assistance of Rarity... No comment.
ReplyDelete